The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. ~Bill Cosby
As you may or may not have noticed, it’s been a week since I posted anything here. I know, I have heard the sound of your tears. I can feel you clamoring for more. It’s a tremble, like an earthquake or a small meteor impact. Which would probably just create an earthquake anyways. But that’s not why I’m talking to you today. You can get all the meteor information, catastrophic and otherwise, from The History Channel. I am talking to you about a promise.
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I will bring you something new. It’ll be substantial-ish, at least a page in length. This won’t take the place of movie/book/whatever reviews or anything else, really. Those will still appear whenever I feel compelled to write one, when I have enough to say about whatever it is I’m saying things about. They might be reviews, but not necessarily so. In fact, they’ll be about anything, really. Maybe a short story, maybe an opinion on something, maybe uh, something else. Just know that you’ll get something at least every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. So get thee to a subscribery and get prepared for the inevitable awesomeness that will be produced here on a semi-regular basis.
Also, this doesn’t count for today! Get ready for more things later tonight!